And from the folks who brought you the Demotivators posters:

[randomness]

Available at http://www.despair.com/tsa.html.

Comments

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

*laughs so I will not scream*

[chris-warrior.livejournal.com]

ditto.

i'm flying for the first time since the changes, in December. thinking about not wearing a bra so they have no excuse to pat me down.

[milktree.livejournal.com]

I wonder if you'd get "special attention" if you wore one of those through TSA screening.

The ink should be X-ray reflective, so when they scan you it'll show up really bright on their scanners.

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

I'm absolutely certain you would.

[achinhibitor.livejournal.com]

Last time I flew, I had to pay extra for cavity searches!