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[randomness]

Jason Kottke posts some excerpts from Twitter feeds written as if they were by the Incredible Hulk, (or at least people who talk like him):

FEMINIST HULK: "TRICK TO SMASHING GENDER BINARY: MAKE SURE IT NOT SIMPLY BREAK INTO TWO NORMATIVE PIECES. HULK CREATE GENDERQUEER DEBRIS!"

BARTENDER HULK: "WHY YOU THINK HULK TAKING YOUR ORDER?? IS IT CUZ HULK NOT FACING YOU? OR CUZ HULK TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE? OR CUZ HULK MAKING OTHER DRINK??"

Editor Hulk: "HULK LIKE OXFORD COMMA VERY MUCH. HULK WANT TO DATE, BUT OXFORD COMMA ONLY GO OUT IN GROUPS OF THREE OR MORE."

GRAMMAR HULK: "HULK GET INVITATION THAT SAY 'PLEASE RSVP BY RESPONDING.' HULK'S RAGE MITIGATED BY OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR TINY PURPLE TUXEDO PANTS!"

(Yes, I'm awake at 4:30AM. I'm waiting for the T to start running again so I can retrieve my car. Boring story.)

Comments

[outlawradio.livejournal.com]

Methinks Editor Hulk and Grammar Hulk are overlapping a bit.

[ratushebarl.livejournal.com]

OTHER HULKS NOT ACKNOWLEDGE FATAL RELIANCE ON DOOMED PATRIARCHY.
FEMINIST HULK SMASH THEM!

who knew?

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

I followed some of those and was surprised to find a multitude of Hulks on Twitter:

Celebrity Hulk
Drunk Hulk
Shit My Hulk Says
Pastor Hulk
Smurf Hulk
Film Crit Hulk
Ernest Hulkingway
Therapist Hulk
Sarah Palin Hulk
Jesus Hulk
Lawyer Hulk
Ad Hulk
Drunk Black Hulk
Singapore Hulk Lah
Keynesian Hulk
Lit Crit Hulk
Canadian Hulk
Lonely Hulk
Red Hulk Smash
Hulk at Job
Hipster Hulk
Design Hulk
Globalist Hulk
Enviro Hulk
Fatty Hulk
Anarchist Hulk
Mel Gibson Hulk
Eeyore Hulk

...and just plain Hulk