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[randomness]

There was an apparently unused condom lying on the welcome mat outside our apartment door this evening.

bedfull_o_books says it probably means nothing unless it happens again.

(It's also possible it fell there. We are sort of on the way to the laundry room. But it does seem odd.)

Comments

[bercilakslady.livejournal.com]

Well isn't that special. *smothered laughter*

[chris-warrior.livejournal.com]

well... a very clear sign of welcome!

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

My thought as well.

[muffyjo]

I'm with the "it fell out of the laundry bin" theory. Or, you know, "Finders keepers!"

[digitalemur.livejournal.com]

Wait, do you mean unused-in-unopened-wrapper, or out-of-wrapper-but-still-rolled-up-and-now-collecting-grit-from-the-floor?

If the latter, waaaaacky.

[marginaleye.livejournal.com]

I was wondering that myself, but didn't quite have the chutzpah to ask.

Also, I'd call it "intensely creepy" not just "odd."

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

The latter.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Actually, not even rolled up. It appeared to be an unused, but entirely unfurled, unlubricated condom. I saw no residue inside or outside the condom.

[digitalemur.livejournal.com]

Inquiring minds want to know!

...and, um, sick fucks go ahead and ask, or something like that.

[digitalemur.livejournal.com]

Flavored or regular?

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Looked like regular. You'll need to fish it out of the dumpster to find out for sure.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Or, you know, "Finders keepers!"

Yes, but an unrolled condom out of its package isn't something I want to keep. :)

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

I'm...touched. :)