From SGW.

"Who knows how to make love stay?

1. Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay." - Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker.

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From That Mitchell and Webb Look, via the Bad Astronomy blog:

direct URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw