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There will be no mustache-shaving. There will be no bug-eating.

Pundits will continue to say stupid shit without fear of being called on it.

That's about all I have to say about that.

ETA: Okay, one last SMS: "BREAKING: Numbers continue to be best tool for determining which of two things is larger." --Randall Monroe to Sam Wang.

ETA: Monroe drew it.