Assembled in the USA from 100% Chinese parts.

There isn’t a term for it in either Swedish or Danish, insofar as I know, anyhow. Here, it might just be known as “winter.”

Sure. The actual condition isn't the snowfall, it's the panic buying at supermarkets.

I imagine Danes and Swedes being too sensible to strip grocery store shelves of bread at the first sign of snow. Or just too jaded.

As you say, that's just winter, not "the beast from the east", as the British are calling it.