Okay, this is a phrase I never want directed at me.

[randomness]

"Here. You'll need another stool collection kit."

Comments

[muffyjo]

What if you were working for IKEA at the time and simply needed the little wrenches?

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

I feel like that would be a construction kit.

[cerridwynn.livejournal.com]

not if the thing you needed to assemble was not one but a collection of stools!

[dpolicar]

That would be a stool collection construction kit. (grins)

[whitebird.livejournal.com]

How about if you're in a bar with free-range stools?