Diversifying into canned goods...

[randomness]

Of all the stocks in the entire S&P 500, one closed up in Monday's trading. That company was Campbell Soup, up 0.12 to 37.75.

(http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/movers_index_spx.html)

Comments

[nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com]

Next week, look for can-opener companies to get an uptick.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Analysis like this is why they pay you the big bucks!