"the honest-to-goodness, no BS, real, true, and genuine nirth certifikit for Barack Obama..."

[randomness]

From http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/34348_The_True_Nirth_Certifikit_At_Last:


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That DDOS attack yesterday was, of course, a crude attempt to keep this news from getting out.

Comments

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait.

The birther nonsense is too crazy for LGF?!!!!!

I think I may need smelling salts.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

The birther nonsense is too crazy for LGF?!!!!!

Yes!

They even tagged it "kooks". :)

[docorion.livejournal.com]

Look! It's a mirth certificate!

[outlawradio.livejournal.com]

That's a clear forgery. His mother's maiden name was not Obama, and everybody knows his father's from Tau Ceti 2, not Tau Ceti 3. WHEN WILL THE TRUTH COME OUT!?!?!!!

[marginaleye.livejournal.com]

Um...
If he was born hatched on U.S. soil than he is a "natural born hatched citizen," and thus is eligible to be president. The Constitution doesn't say anything about the president needing to be human, after all.

[skreeky]

point and match!