My new plan for when I get butt-dialed...

[randomness]

...is to play appropriate songs into the microphone when I get butt-dialed. :)

(eighteen minutes and counting...)

ETA: They can't hear me, but it amuses me anyway. Suggestions for appropriate songs welcome.

Comments

[dodecahedron]

There's always good ol' Bananaphone.

[irielle.livejournal.com]

"Can't Buy Me Love"

[kenjari.livejournal.com]

867-5309

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, for the really long butt-dialed calls.

[cerebralpaladin.livejournal.com]

"Fat Bottomed Girls" and "I Like Big Butts" are great suggestions; you could add "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap if you wanted to continue that theme.

[koshmom.livejournal.com]

How about the opening music from South Park's "The Terrance and Phillip Show"?

[achinhibitor.livejournal.com]

Farting noises. REALLY LOUD farting noises!

[allessindra.livejournal.com]

The version of I Like Big Butts done as Gilbert&Sullivan would do it. (search on youtube for mixalot penzance. It's awesome.)

[digitalemur.livejournal.com]

I spent that drive home periodically wondering if I was developing a psychosis, because I could just BARELY hear bits of music every 30 seconds or so. It was my lip balm that had dialed the phone, while I was twisted on my seat saying goodbye to a coworker.

You laughed like a maniac when I called back and asked if I had butt-dialed you.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Because it was funny!