My new plan for when I get butt-dialed...

[randomness]

...is to play appropriate songs into the microphone when I get butt-dialed. :)

(eighteen minutes and counting...)

ETA: They can't hear me, but it amuses me anyway. Suggestions for appropriate songs welcome.

Comments

[cerebralpaladin.livejournal.com]

"Fat Bottomed Girls" and "I Like Big Butts" are great suggestions; you could add "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap if you wanted to continue that theme.