When You Have Everything But Friends, Why Not Buy Some?

[randomness]

Richard Kirshenbaum has been getting some attention for his piece Paid Friends: Weary of Genuine Relationships, Rich New Yorkers Hire Stand-Ins

Illustrations by Ivan Brunetti.
Sycophants have existed as long as there have been rich and powerful people, of course. This is a modern version.

A woman on her ex-husband's paid friends:

“When we first started dating, I was annoyed that so many people were always around. But I learned that powerful men all have posses.”

...

“I think many really successful men don’t actually have time for real friends. Their old friends are either resentful or bitter or ask for money, and the new friends are often competitive. In my opinion, very rich men have paid friends as an expensive filter, because they can control them. They love to manipulate everyone.”

...

“Look, let’s be real. If he didn’t have any money, he’d be sitting all alone in his apartment with a container of Häagan-Dazs and a bottle of vodka.”

A guy about his entourage:

“Once you’ve had paid friends who don’t argue with you, it’s actually quite hard to go back to real friends.”

All anecdotal, of course, though it did remind me of the old saying about DC: "If you want a friend in this town, get a dog."

Evidently there are people for whom that plan isn't enough.

Comments

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

And what's up with the cartoon images? Most of them depict people who are doing a job.

That's exactly the point of the article. The "paid friends" mentioned in the article are actually service staff of one kind or another, doing a job. It's the rich people who seem to have confused them with friends, or are demanding additional services from them.

As I said, sycophants have existed as long as there have been rich and powerful people, but this particular current form has an article written about it.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Mocking stupid rich people while false-teaming with the reader?

I can't speak to authorial intent, as I have no knowledge of the guy beyond what he's written, but judging from some responses I think that was the actual effect. (There was another link I'd add but Facebook is being unhelpful.)

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

I do recall near-cringing service at fancy lodgings once; there was some very minor thing wrong/missing that they fixed immediately while seeming braced for us to flip out. We figured the staff were accustomed to calming entitled jackwagons and didn't know how to dial it back.

I have had it explained to me that part of the price of fancy lodgings (and other similar services) is the cost of the cringing service. Entitled jackwagons pay for and expect that.

It's been put differently, but that's what it amounts to.