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I tell people monkeys can be dangerous. Do they listen?

From http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/drunken-monkey-armed-with-a-knife-downs-a-glass-of-rum-chases-drinkers-away-from-bar--WyyTd9l4Cl

Firefighters were called to a bar in Brazil after a monkey walked in, downed a glass of rum, picked up a kitchen knife and started threatening the clientele.