"It's a big galaxy. Someone has to furnish it."

[randomness]

oekler observed that Stargate SG-1 used a lot of IKEA furniture in its sets, including sets of places through the Stargate. "But how did it all get there?" she wanted to know.

Obviously, I said, IKEA has its own, separate Stargate network, and uses it to deliver furniture throughout the galaxy. And then I thought of the inevitable slogan.