This parody meme from [livejournal.com profile] quinnclub:

Aug. 19th, 2004 05:24 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] quinnclub says:

"You've seen the meme. You know I'm not a big fan. But I'm also a little bored and want to be amused.

"So, with that in mind and in the spirit of George Carlin's "Things No One Has Ever Said:"

"Have you got something you've never want to say to anyone? Well, now's your chance to let the world know. There's need for comments directed at anyone, because I'm not turning anonymous posting on or IP logging off. It's more fun this way.

"I'll start: Please, for the love of god, help me get this screwdriver out of my eye.

"I can promise you, I never want to say that to anyone. Now you try. . ."

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Date: 2004-08-19 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] choirsoftheeye.livejournal.com
Live nude chickens for sale!

Actually, that's a lie, I want to say that to everyone in the world. Ten billion victory points (or cheeseballs or whatever you want) to anyone who knows where that came from.

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Date: 2004-08-19 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian.livejournal.com
the problem is, the ones that are occuring to me are....well. stuff like, "Honey, I went to the doctor today, and there's this lump..."

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Date: 2004-08-19 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cattitude.livejournal.com
But why did you have a liter of butyl mercaptan in the first place?

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Date: 2004-08-19 05:44 pm (UTC)
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owch! that's a good one.

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Date: 2004-08-19 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cattitude.livejournal.com
I am honored to accept this Darwin Award...

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Date: 2004-08-19 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hammercock.livejournal.com
"Well, I'm sorry about giving you HIV, but hey, at least the chlamydia and the clap are curable!"

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Date: 2004-08-19 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebird.livejournal.com
"What do you mean we needed that dork to continue the quest? Couldn't you have told me before I ran him through with the sword?"

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