So, there's never an opportune time to twist one's ankle...

[randomness]

...but being on crutches during a rave when you want to dance with your friends--that's a particularly bad time. :)

(This was over the weekend; I got off the crutches before the snow came, thankfully.)

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Blame McDonald's! They're to blame for making their hot coffee hot, and shockingly refusing to make their greasy doublecheesburgers low fat and healthy! (insert gasps of horror here)
As for the names, I respect the discreetness, especially because if I thought about it I'm sure I could make some educated guesses and not be far off.