Strangely named. Fun to take. Wacky results.

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Sphinx
Nightmare scales: Panic: 50%. Dread: 68%. Lampreys: 68%.

You are the SPHINX. No, not the mighty riddle-asking beast of mythology-- the mutant hairless breed of cat. All you want to do is cuddle-- with anything, really, because your hosed genome has left you prone to life-threatening chills even in heated rooms-- and so you're often found snuggling with light bulbs, elderly dogs who hurt too much to run away, appliances, and the like.

SEEK: ANYTHING WARM. Look, it's better than freezing your whisk-- WHOOPS! Too late! You were born without those, too. AVOID: snakes, iced drinks, the outside world.

The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test

(From bookly.)

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best quiz ever

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Burned Out
Nightmare scales: Panic: 50%. Dread: 37%. Lampreys: 50%.

You are BURNED OUT. Inasmuch as you have any personality at all, it's totally irrelevant-- your affect is as flat as a strap in Kansas. (Although it's possible that you're still in the smoking and smouldering stage-- emotionally devastated, some trees still falling over, plenty of hot spots, and the like. Ask your friends if they know where to buy a straightjacket. If they hand you a brochure and offer to drive you...)

SEEK: a functioning limbic system. AVOID: situations that assume you'll have the sense to pay attention to warning signs.

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Zombie Flamingo Nightmare scales: Panic: 50%. Dread: 43%. Lampreys: 56%.

You are the ZOMBIE FLAMINGO. Brightly colored, sinister, spectacular, and absolutely no threat whatsoever to anything. Not even to the brine shrimp that are flamingos' usual diet-- your digestive system and tongue were the first things to rot. But hey, at least you're still walking around and smelling bad-- that's SOMETHING. SEEK: the shallow. AVOID: gardeners, priests, and anyone carrying a cricket bat, golf club, shovel, or baseball bat. Or records. Not to be forgetting the records... Link: The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test written by Vlinblindingue on Ok Cupid