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digitalemur: "Driver's ed did not prepare me for a driver jacking off in the next lane."

So, she called in a report to the State Police. Particularly since he appeared to be driving with his knees...

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[minoanmiss]

....ewww,

[pantsie.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!

[a-dodecahedron.livejournal.com]

I have no intelligent response to this. People are crazy.

[spinrabbit.livejournal.com]

Apparently truckers, from their higher vantage point, are treated to various sorts of amateur highway porn on a moderately regular basis.

I would think that jacking off would interfere with the use of one's knees almost as much as it interferes with the use of one's hands and brain.

[contrariety.livejournal.com]

O.O

LOL!!

[ddreslough.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's a movie out there in pr0nzland called "Driver's Ed" which might actually have information on this very subject. :)

[stolen-tea.livejournal.com]

Maybe they had a flat?

*rimshot*

*ducks and covers*

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

To be clear, I'm given to understand he had jacked up his seat so as to be obviously visible. And I think the relevant bit was "driving with his knees".

[dirque.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if you don't want to be seen jacking off in your car, the choice is clear. Tinted windows.

[rdansky.livejournal.com]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "suicide knob", I guess.

(The "driving stick" gag's been done to death.)