Best innuendo of the day, followed with the best one of the night:

[randomness]

Day:

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

Mattress shifts slightly.

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

Mattress moves a little more.

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

"Oh, yes!"

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Night:

popping noise

"Don't worry, kid. They're made of latex, they do that sometimes."

Comments

[marginaleye.livejournal.com]

Re. the "popping noise" at night: Cat meets balloon?

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

No cats necessary, in fact!

[evilbunnymayhem.livejournal.com]

*snicker*.....
pause
*snicker louder*
that's awesome.

[digitalemur.livejournal.com]

I can hear, in my head, you snickering over this.

Your youthful spirit is reminding me of some movie dialogue from Friday night:
"How old ARE you?"
"Seventeen."
"How long have you been seventeen?"
"Uh... a long time...."