Best innuendo of the day, followed with the best one of the night:

[randomness]

Day:

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

Mattress shifts slightly.

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

Mattress moves a little more.

"Push!"

"Unngh!"

"Oh, yes!"

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Night:

popping noise

"Don't worry, kid. They're made of latex, they do that sometimes."

Comments

[marginaleye.livejournal.com]

Re. the "popping noise" at night: Cat meets balloon?

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

No cats necessary, in fact!