Too wrong.

[randomness]

From resonance42 (who had the discretion to hide it in a friends-locked post):

hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!

(Harry Potter images with R-rated captioning added. And no, I won't pick one.)

Edit: Maybe some of those captions cross into NC-17 territory.

Comments

[restruction.livejournal.com]

R-rated? I'm not sure the MPAA would let some of these slip by without an NC-17 rating.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Yah, you're totally right. I was going to say something like "high R", but then figured it was enough warning.

On the other hand, I think I'll edit...

[restruction.livejournal.com]

Haha, this just gave me a hilarious idea for a fake press release:

"A source close to the production have announced that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will be directed by John Waters. 'Frankly,' the source, who wished to remain unidentified, said, 'We were unhappy with the direction that [Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire director] Mike [Newell] was taking the franchise, at which point John [Waters] approached us with some innovative new ideas that I think will breathe a whole new life into the series.' Rumor has it that some of the cast is not quite as pleased with this change, but no official statements have been made."

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

...trying to stifle laughter in public place... :)