"It's a big galaxy. Someone has to furnish it."

[randomness]

oekler observed that Stargate SG-1 used a lot of IKEA furniture in its sets, including sets of places through the Stargate. "But how did it all get there?" she wanted to know.

Obviously, I said, IKEA has its own, separate Stargate network, and uses it to deliver furniture throughout the galaxy. And then I thought of the inevitable slogan.

Comments

[digitalemur.livejournal.com]

Whoa, small world, you're sstrickl's future housemate/landlady, yes?

And my theory was that since IKEA is Swedish, and all the Norse human cultures were buddy-buddy with the Asgard, who have big fast ships, maybe IKEA uses Asgard ships for moving stuff?

Cuz there was this planet that didn't even have a gate and it had LOTS of IKEA furniture in its mega-mega-mega-corporate headquarters, and that's when I got suspicious.

But maybe that's where the CDW wormhole technology comes in....

[chaiya.livejournal.com]

Yup, sstrickl moves in tomorrow! :)

I followed your theory (and was impressed) until you mentioned CDW ... I am not familiar with this term. Please explain?